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Grapevine : February 2011
My favorite topic Two narcissistic AAs had the following conversation as they walked into their meeting room: 1st AA: "I didn't appre- ciate what you said about me in yesterday's meeting when you said a lot of us in AA are narcissistic." 2nd AA: "I was talking about me, because when I share it's always about me." 1st AA: "I know you were talking about me; you were looking right at me when you said it!" 2nd AA: "Oh. Were you at the meeting?" Sheila R. Fort Worth, Texas Sad songs Karaoke bars combine two of the nation's greatest evils: people who shouldn't drink with people who shouldn't sing. Bob M. Green Valley, AZ Special of the day Husband: Do you want dinner? Grumpy drunk: What are my choices? Husband: Yes or no. Terry B., Albany, N.Y. Oldie but goodie "Look at ME!" boasted thefitoldmantoa weathered old drunk. "Every morning I do fi y push-ups, do fi y sit-ups, and walk two miles. I'm fit as a fiddle! And you want to know why? I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't stay up late, and I don't chase a er women!" He smiled, teeth white, eyes glittering. "And tomorrow, I'm going to celebrate my 95th birthday!" "Oh, really?" drawled the drunk. "How?" Richard M. Golden, Colo. At Wit's End CARTOON BY JOSEPH G. 58 February 2011