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Grapevine : March 2011
What's the problem? e new sponsee was having a hard time staying sober. "You'd drink, too, if you had my problems," he said to his new sponsor. Having heard this mul- tiple times, the sponsor decided to humor the new- comer before setting him straight by asking, "Okay, what problems do you have that drive you to drink?" "Well," said the spon- see, "to begin with I'm an alcoholic." Howard M. Santa Clara, Calif. Decisions, decisions Sponsor: Bob, this has to be your worst decision yet. Bob: What do you mean by "yet"? Sponsor: It's not so bad that I think you're incapable of making a worse decision. Terry B. Albany, N.Y. At Wit's End " Try it. It's an excellent table wine" "Please join us in the closing prayer after a moment of suffering for the alcoholic who is still silent." Kay K. Redondo Beach, Calif. "Atheism is a non-prophet organization." Bob S. Mission, British Columbia "Just because the wheels fell off the wagon, doesn't mean you have to." Tanner Nashville, Tenn. Heard at meetings 58 March 2011