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Grapevine : July 2011
I can't believe I ate the whole thing Two ferocious lions are roaming the African Savannah. When they chance upon a loud, obnoxious drunk, they immediately devour the startled fellow. One lion complains to the other: "You know alcoholics give me heartburn." e other lion agrees, "Alcoholics give every- body heartburn."Jose G. Port Orchard, Wash. Just how drunk are you? A police o cer pulled over a drunk who was driving quite erratically. e o cer asked the man:"Onascaleof1to 10, how drunk are you?" e man replied: "I'm right at 180 lbs.!" Kenny K. Kalamazoo, Mich. Heard at meetings "I went out with some friends and tied one on. Knowing that I was wasted, I did something that I had never done before. I took a bus home. I arrived safe and warm, which was really surprising, considering I had never driven a bus before." Mickey J. "Never forget that you are unique, just like everyone else." Richard M. Golden, Colo. "AA is the one hour a day when people won't lie to you." Gary K. At Wit's End " Twenty four hours at a time? I've been staying sober FIVE YEARS at a time!" aagrapevine.org 59