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Grapevine : September 2011
SPF 80 proof If you've ever woken up with a sunburn on the roof of your mouth ... you might be an alcoholic! John W. Baton Rouge, La. Says who? I'm not in denial, I'm just very selective about the reality I accept. Bob M. Green Valley, Ariz. Sleep deprivation If I don't pray and meditate before going to bed and upon awaken- ing, I have a fitful sleep and an oppressively tiring day; I spend the whole day suffering from the affects of, "Rapid I Movement." José G. Port Orchard, Wash. Making time e drunk received another "final" warning from his wife that, if he came home a er midnight one more time, she was divorcing him. Of course, the inevitable night came, and as he was tiptoeing up the stairs, the cuckoo clock started striking 3 AM. But the cunning drunk's mind told him that if he were to cuckoo nine more times, his wife might think it was only midnight. e next morning, the wife told him that they had to get the cuckoo clock fixed. Asked why, she responded "Well, this morning at 3 AM, the clock cuckooed three times, burped, swore, and cuck- ooed 13 more times!" Blair P. Gold Canyon, Ariz. At Wit's End GRAPEVINE CAPTION CONTEST Below is the winner of last month's caption contest. Visit our website at www.aagrapevine.org to see previous winners or to submit a caption! "Is this a Twelfth Step call?" ---Ed G., Media, Pa. aagrapevine.org 57