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Grapevine : October 2011
Dumb and dumber Two drunks were brag- ging about how smart they were when one said, “I just took another IQ test.” His friend asked, “Why did you take another test?” “Oh,” he replied, “the first one came back negative.” Richard M. Golden, Colo. Cut you off Meeting topic - Patience. “I would cut you off in trafficonmywaytoa meeting to talk about patience.” Mike M. Wichita, Kan. Have a seat I was checking into a little bed and breakfast after a few too many long necks. The clerk asked, ”Would you like a shower or a tub?” “What’s the difference?” I replied, as I grasped the counter for balance. “Well sir,” she politely responded, “in a tub, you can sit down.” Terry B. Albany, N.Y. Sober up faster I recently heard this at a meeting: “When my coun- selor said she couldn’t get me into treatment until December, I told her I couldn’t stay drunk that long!” Jeff M. Read my mind Two psychics walk into a bar. The second one says, “I’ll have the same.” Paul C. Oceanside, Calif. At Wit’s End Below is the winner of last month’s caption contest. Visit our website at www.aagrapevine.org to see previous winners or to submit a caption! Grapevine Caption Contest “It keeps coming up with the same letters: AA.” - Joe H., Vancouver, BC 58 October 2011 GRAPE_58.indd 58 8/23/11 5:25 PM